so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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