Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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