he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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