No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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