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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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