I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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