She said her name was "party"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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