were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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