Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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