I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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