This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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