the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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