that's an acceptable place to lick
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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