Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Never underestimate the power of titties
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