he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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