Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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