If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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