Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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