she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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