i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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