she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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