Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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