Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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