I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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