she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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