i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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