Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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