And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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