is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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