You just made me feel so damn special
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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