I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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