Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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