I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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