bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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