Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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