yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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