And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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