Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Don't make out with my wife yet
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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