You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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