That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
you will always have a special place in my vag
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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