Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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