Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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