I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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