when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I showed him my bush... on skype.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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