She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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