I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
