lets start a swedish sibling band together
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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