my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.