thus making me awesome and them whores
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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