super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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