I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.