He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?