what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo