Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
This is classic penis vs brain.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions