Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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